themaraudersaredead:

marauders appreciation week | day two | favorite death eater

"Now tell me boy, are you your father’s dog or one of Voldemort’s snakes?" 

believeinprongs:

Ron helping Harry calm down after a panic attack because he thought his scar hurt when it was just a normal headache

Ron learning how to use the telephone properly so Harry could call him if he woke up in the middle of the night before of a nightmare

Ron quickly making a joke and changing the topic when a conversation became obviously uncomfortable for Harry. 

Ron telling the reporters to piss off when they tried to crowd around Harry.

Ron actually being the best friend Harry could ever have asked for.

salazar: hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something
helga: shoot
salazar: okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols
rowena: what
salazar: like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary
rowena: its an eagle
salazar: okay whatever
godric: i dont think uh
salazar: it cant be too hard to find a huge badger
godric: okay dude no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols
salazar: oh um okay because i kind of uh
helga:
rowena:
godric:
salazar:
helga: what did you do
salazar: NOTHING
penandpage:

helioscentrifuge:

lillithcosplay:

You can either 14 or 132 that’s it! Either 14 or 132, no in between jUST FUCKING 14 OR 132 JUST FUCKING MAKE 132 YOU PIECE OF SHIT 132 PANCAKES FOR YOUR FUCKING BREAKFAST

wake up at 5am to make all these goddamn pancakes

penandpage:

helioscentrifuge:

lillithcosplay:

You can either 14 or 132 that’s it! Either 14 or 132, no in between jUST FUCKING 14 OR 132 JUST FUCKING MAKE 132 YOU PIECE OF SHIT 132 PANCAKES FOR YOUR FUCKING BREAKFAST

wake up at 5am to make all these goddamn pancakes

al-the-stuff-i-like:

halandmayftw:

It’s very sad when a TV show that you used to love reaches the point where, instead of getting all excited and praising the writers and plots and characters for hours, the best thing you can honestly say when someone asks you about it is, “Well, hopefully they won’t fuck it up TOO badly…”

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PACIFIC RIM K-DAY GIVEAWAY!!!

phoenix-angel-suyari:

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As you may or may not have realized, Pacific Rim is my everything. I spent a few months agonizing over what to do for a giveaway to celebrate K-Day. After the results of the poll came in, I went with what fandom wanted: A Pacific Rim Grab Bag full of surprises. Because of this, I will not be posting a picture of the giveaway items until after the winner has received their prize, and then, only if they do not post one themselves.

Rules:

  • Love Pacific Rim (You do not have to be following me.)
  • Likes and Reblogs both count. I am not limiting the number of entries this K-Day so feel free to enter as often as you like.
  • Be willing to send me an address your prize can be mailed to. (This is an International giveaway - I will ship anywhere at zero cost to you.)
  • PROFIT

The winner will be chosen on Sunday, August 10th at midnight EST. The winner will be immediately informed of their win. If I have not heard back from the winner by noon of the same day, a second winner will be chosen. They will then have until midnight to respond. If the second winner also fails to respond, a new winner will be chosen every 12 hours until someone finally does.

I cannot be bribed, but feel free to try!

Have fun everyone!

my problem is my mamma raised me far too nice
to ever wish death on somebody, regardless of how much
they’d harmed me so instead i’m compiling a list
of odd karmatic punishments
for the assholes of my existence like

i hope the girl who ruined my senior year of high school
by bullying the hope out of my bones
has a bad hair day on every first date. i hope
the words she said behind my back tangle around
her head so when people meet her for the first time
they can see how unkind
she really is.

my mother and my father were talking in public
and a policeman asked her if she wanted the
‘dirty hispanic’ to leave her alone
and i really hope that policeman goes home
to heat that never works properly and that
the cold makes his bones ache, i hope the
warmth of my daddy’s sun never kisses
the sweaty temples of men who use their
position of power as an excuse to be racist

the man who hit me until i bled from the
corners of my mouth and who kissed me no matter
how much i asked him to stop better constantly get
his dick stuck in his zipper and i hope a large rash
develops because of it because maybe being
in constant pain will make him learn
some empathy

i want the teacher who told my friend joe
‘you can’t be a boy just because you say so’
to spill overheated 99-cent coffee on her ironed skirt
every other thursday, i hope it stains because
her words never washed out of his ears either

i hope the boy who broke my heart is
doing well, because i’m doing well too, but i want
the boy who broke my sister by promising forever
when he really meant ‘just until you give me everything’
to get a tattoo with a misspelling
just because i think it would be funny
since he was so afraid of commitment

the man who told my friend to kill herself, to just get it over
should wake up to a leak in his roof
that has no particular origin and constantly drips
onto his face no matter where he moves his pillow to
because maybe then he’ll have some idea about
drowning

i hope the people who told my brother
he couldn’t succeed
solely based on his disability
constantly hit their heads when getting into the car,
i want them to blink back little black dots
and wonder what they’ve ever done wrong to deserve
this and then i want them to see my brother’s company
on a full-page spread because he’s twenty-four and
making more money than they ever did

my math teacher told me most girls are stupid
with numbers and i hope his wife is funneling large
sums of his money into an offshore account without
him noticing while my english teacher told me
he didn’t expect much because i’m not a native speaker
so i really hope in class one day
he unknowingly passes out one of my poems

and i hope if you’ve been hurt, your life has
turned around. keep your head up,
square your shoulders, trust that
the universe will find some way to sort things out. hold on
until your heart mends. regardless of what happens,
know that happiness
is the best revenge.

I can’t wish true evil or true evil will come back to me but that doesn’t mean I want assholes to go around happy /// r.i.d | inkskinned (via inkskinned)

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I had wings once. They were strong. They were stolen from me.

sam riley on the relationship between maleficent and diaval